Hypnagogically Speaking
A collection of short fiction
by Patrick J. Reilly
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About the Book
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder why on earth you paid money for this crap.
Features & Details
- Primary Category: Literature & Fiction Books
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Project Option: 5×8 in, 13×20 cm
# of Pages: 114 - Publish Date: Dec 09, 2008
- Keywords short stories, short fiction, science fiction, time travel, mind reading, bad literature, satire, comedy, absurdity
About the Creator
I'm heavily addicted to pistachios, and I control all things yellow. When I feel like it, I can levitate. Look out! I'll poplockanddropit when you don't want me to. I fought in the Crimean War and I'm not a pathological liar. I am the first person to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature whilst in utero. I declined the award when I was born in 1982 (beat that you googly eyed French bastard!). With only the aid of a shoehorn, I can defend our nation's borders. I can throw a banana and have it come back to me like a boomerang. Yesterday, I bungee jumped with a parachute and made the process look damn sexy. When prompted, I will check myself before I wreck myself (but only if prompted). I fell down the stairs and broke the stairs. That'll teach 'em. Are you still reading this?